Saturday, March 31, 2007

THE BABY UNIVERSE

If you visit west Bengal there is a place called midnapur, near this place there is a portal to one of the parallel universes of nature called iit Kharagpur .I think you should put a
Plate at the front gate

“ALL HOPES ABANDON, ALL WHO ENTER HERE”

Some one writes “you think getting in iit is difficult, try getting out”
Well it’s not that difficult to get out just try to make a few bucks the other way…

And in this parallel universe there is a system called first years, these extra universal particles which don’t obey the Murphy’s laws of kgp are made to go through a very ‘decent’ process of O.P. which is full of ‘healthy interaction’ with comparatively older particles.
Well don’t ask much because the system you are accessing is not advanced enough to go through this process and is still waiting for it in ‘high spirits’.

Talking about the variety of particles, well they are the craziest and psychotic particles which tend to rebel as soon as they are set free. There are geeks and nerds and studs and well a special quality not to be found anywhere else the ‘maggus’.In addition to it we have a very sophisticated society of people who referred to as ‘snakes’.
These can be highly dangerous if you are a person who likes to have fun. For their first job is to reduce the average amount of fun a system can have!

Talking about the sub systems here are a few
1) The peaceful:
Properties: particle is highly stable, probability amplitude varies directly and linearly with seriousness of matter, does not attend lectures if there is no attendance, no girlfriends (I can bet you can lose all peace of your life even you thought about a girl in iit.)
Has a CG range of 7.0-8.0.
2) maggu:
Properties: unstable particle, probability amplitude is high even in unfavorable conditions. Attends the most boring lectures, even the extras. Runs away from every thing that is girly.
Has CG range of 8.5-9.5.
3) chutiya:
Properties: awkward particle, uneven probability curve, can attend the most boring lectures after bunking the serious ones. Likes chasing the girl thinking that they might come for a dinner, and when some shitty girl comes he forgets to bring the money.
Has CG range of 6-9
4) fodu:
Properties: a highly energetic particle. The probability curve varies as exponential function of seriousness. Having or not having a girl is insignificant.
Has a CG range of 8.5-9.7
5) Makhaus
Properties:a fairly active particle which brings down the total energy of systems .
Probability curve is linear. Have a crush which never becomes a girlfriend.
Has a CG range of 7.5-8.5
6) Godly:
Properties: a highly influential particle which is presumed to have more energy.probablity curve is dependant on seriousness of prof. not of subject.
You can’t beat them.
Has CG of 9-10Snakes come under maggus with few differences