Friday, August 14, 2009

Tweets of a independent individual on Independence Day

12:01 am: happy Independence Day ( why did it fall on Saturday)

12:05 am: zzz DND

06:30 am: I love India

06:45 am: the great country called India

7:30 am: zzz DND

10:30 am: happy Independence Day (BTW when was the flag hoisted ,were there sweets?)

11:30 am: playing A R Rehman full volume on 5.1 speakers (it’s awesome)

12:30 pm: neighbor broke my speakers (thank god he spared my bones) [posted to FML]

1:00 pm: fking mess food , yuck

1:05 pm: zzz DND

1:30 pm: awake (thanks to ‘friends’) , watching Border with ‘friends’

2:30 pm: yooooo , a French bandi added me as friend on facebook (can’t chat , Border
continuing)

4:30 pm: movie khatam ,chat suru

5:00 pm: did you know about Nehru Jacket (featured by Vogue in 1964, adopted by Beatles and Johnny Carson)(source French Bandi)

6:00 pm: Independence Day resolution:
  • 1. Will eat desi food only (pizza burger etc kata )

6:30 pm: resolutions can wait, treats cannot  McD here I come…

7:00 pm: wifi@McD

9:00 pm: talli, had desi daru today

9:30 pm: kick all [censored] ,they pester our nation

11:30 pm: back to senses, beaten up by [censored] group [posted to FML]

11:59 pm: mera bharat mahan 100 me 99 beiman , cellphone stolen at McD



Thursday, April 9, 2009

of eiffel tower, niagra falls ,amsterdam dollars and euros

disclaimer: all characters are fictional . Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead(:)) is purely coincidental.

it seems i am the only idiot who is not going for a foreign trip, oops i mean foreign training , this summer...

one evening , our wing .....

mr. r : abe load yaar load , pappa ko phone karna padega , hum visitor visa k liye apply kiye the ,
sabka kat raha ahi mera bhi katega...
mr. s(WTP- wing tour planner): to ab kya karega ??

r: karenge kya , abhi working visa k liye apply ? paisa katega ,kuch nahin bachega , euro trip kata

s: ma..r.c..d ,b..s..d main akele jaunga fir??

r: chale jana..

s: dekh tera kitna paisa bachega

(financial discussion content suppressed)

abe to itna bacha k kya karega , g...d me ghusayega..

r : HAAN G...D ME GHUSAYENGE . FIR HILEGA NA PAISA TO MAJA AAYEGA..

(gross content suppresed)

b..s..d k ..
(enter mr v , mr ss , mr rg, mr k , mr l,mr sg and mr h(:)))

mr sg(HFPP-high funda possesing person): abe tu ek kaam kar abhi delhi phone kar , fir@@#$(()& %%(_))_&*^*( ^*&_ ^(*_ *)&(*= (&*(_(( )&(_ @$#%&**$$
%%(_))_&*^*( ^*&_ ^(*_ *)&(*= (&*(_(( )&(_ @$#%&**$$
] %%(_))_&*^*( ^*&_ ^(*_ *)&(*= (&*(_(( )&(_ @$#%&**$$
(sry dude i can't make out anything of what you told)


mr h: abe mera to lag hi nahin raha intern
(every body looks at him then looks away discussion continued)


mr k(HFGP- high funda giving person): ki gal hai ...
(mr v (gold medalist weight lifter) (whisper):saala ye punjabi bolta ahi na to man karta hai...(threatening content suppressed)
tu asia kar ki @$$^&()() %&%_ %$*^&) 547 #*^(() 378970-
peace hai na...

mr. s: abe tu phone kake sidha bol de ki mera application gadbad ho gaya hai usko NULL and VOID kar do.
mr. h:(frusstt looking) abe main kya karun??

mr. k :doob mar

mr. k.: abe ye saala duk.. bhi nahin bataya hum apply kiye to..

(enter mr. d ,mr d will livefor 1000 years , OMG)

mr d. abe yaar tu to bola main senior se fundae le liye hain

mr. k (now irritated) :saale @$%38 #^&%&(*()^* ^*& 758970

(meaningless discussion content deleted)

mr k: saala kal bandi k saath ganna ka juice pi raha tha kal kolkata me

mr h: hehehe

mr s: tu kya hans raha hai be

(actually bandi and mr h ...)

mr k: m..d..rc..d tu ticket bhi dekhne laga akele ghumne k liye, hum to bole hi the abh.
mr s: aur nahin to kya ek din sayatan k saath ,ek din lendi ek din k...


********

( top floor)
(enter mr h, mr k , mr sg , mr t)

mr sg: abe t , kuch sikh be ye log euro trip maar rahe hain
mr t( HFPP , wing tour planner ): ma k d...e maine hi ye tour plan ki hai
mr sg:ohh

mr k: saala h frusst baitha hai
(mr h head down as if his wife has recently eloped with som e one else)

mr h:abe yaar kahin nahin lag raha kya karun samajh nahin aa raaha
(frusstt discussion content deleted)
mr k :abe rona band kar be

....to be continued (assignment hai karne baad baki likhunga)