Monday, July 23, 2007

THE GYPSY WITHIN ME

Well all good things come to an end and my hols were no exception. To some people it may feel weird but I have spent 2 and a half months sleeping on a cozy bed devouring food avariciously, now here I am again in my small capsule stuck to my comp. and staring blankly at the screen…………………………………..

I am nostalgic, I am bored and I am cold. There a hundred things which a re making me feel so, my place, my shattered dreams, my acads, parents whom I miss a hell lot..
But it can't be helped.

Anyways it's time to cherish the beginning of the 2nd bizarre year of my awful life.
Colossal and hilarious as episodes of my life have always been, I expect no less this time……

An adventure is waiting for me around the corner, something exciting ,something that will send the adrenaline to it's highest level in my body, something that will again turn my life by another 90 deg.. Something that will again bring something in my life only to take it away …..

I bow to you my life, you are majestic, unmatchable ..
I love you the way you are …….

Saturday, July 21, 2007

A PAGE FROM MY DUSTBIN


A breeze flows along us as we stroll along the path, it's still daytime and it's hot but I can't feel it, instead a cool current is flowing through my veins. The cacophonies of the vicinity seem like a melodious harmony. The road takes a turn and turns in a passage lined with exquisite dense fauna on both sides.
We are talking nonsense (I call it nonsense, 'cause it has nothing to do with …, well)
Our lackluster gossip suddenly comes to a break, it was a cul-de-sac, the road ended, an iron gate marked its end. We turned back and our conversation changed its route, we were on the topic, metaphorically speaking the road diverged…
The sun fell down, darkness was slowly prevailing over, it was the grimmest dusk of my life, and an obscure and obfuscating remark from the other side made me stop and look into a pair of flinty and cold eyes that were staring me with monotonous silence .the wind swayed away the silence between us. The ice was broken to reveal a rock beneath it. The mid way had just become the dead end for me.
It was rather ironical, the obvious turned into impossible, I wanted to clear the picture but when I cleared it out it was something else than I expected. I was running for a mirage, and chasing a shadow. I was in a delusion whose genesis lied inside my own mind.
I am baffled and I am stunned…
It would have been better if things went as I wanted them to go,
It would have been better if it would all had never begun if it had to end this way,
It would have been better if I had foresighted my destiny,
It would have been better…If the road never ended

Saturday, March 31, 2007

THE BABY UNIVERSE

If you visit west Bengal there is a place called midnapur, near this place there is a portal to one of the parallel universes of nature called iit Kharagpur .I think you should put a
Plate at the front gate

“ALL HOPES ABANDON, ALL WHO ENTER HERE”

Some one writes “you think getting in iit is difficult, try getting out”
Well it’s not that difficult to get out just try to make a few bucks the other way…

And in this parallel universe there is a system called first years, these extra universal particles which don’t obey the Murphy’s laws of kgp are made to go through a very ‘decent’ process of O.P. which is full of ‘healthy interaction’ with comparatively older particles.
Well don’t ask much because the system you are accessing is not advanced enough to go through this process and is still waiting for it in ‘high spirits’.

Talking about the variety of particles, well they are the craziest and psychotic particles which tend to rebel as soon as they are set free. There are geeks and nerds and studs and well a special quality not to be found anywhere else the ‘maggus’.In addition to it we have a very sophisticated society of people who referred to as ‘snakes’.
These can be highly dangerous if you are a person who likes to have fun. For their first job is to reduce the average amount of fun a system can have!

Talking about the sub systems here are a few
1) The peaceful:
Properties: particle is highly stable, probability amplitude varies directly and linearly with seriousness of matter, does not attend lectures if there is no attendance, no girlfriends (I can bet you can lose all peace of your life even you thought about a girl in iit.)
Has a CG range of 7.0-8.0.
2) maggu:
Properties: unstable particle, probability amplitude is high even in unfavorable conditions. Attends the most boring lectures, even the extras. Runs away from every thing that is girly.
Has CG range of 8.5-9.5.
3) chutiya:
Properties: awkward particle, uneven probability curve, can attend the most boring lectures after bunking the serious ones. Likes chasing the girl thinking that they might come for a dinner, and when some shitty girl comes he forgets to bring the money.
Has CG range of 6-9
4) fodu:
Properties: a highly energetic particle. The probability curve varies as exponential function of seriousness. Having or not having a girl is insignificant.
Has a CG range of 8.5-9.7
5) Makhaus
Properties:a fairly active particle which brings down the total energy of systems .
Probability curve is linear. Have a crush which never becomes a girlfriend.
Has a CG range of 7.5-8.5
6) Godly:
Properties: a highly influential particle which is presumed to have more energy.probablity curve is dependant on seriousness of prof. not of subject.
You can’t beat them.
Has CG of 9-10Snakes come under maggus with few differences