Tweets of a independent individual on Independence Day

12:01 am: happy Independence Day ( why did it fall on Saturday)

12:05 am: zzz DND

06:30 am: I love India

06:45 am: the great country called India

7:30 am: zzz DND

10:30 am: happy Independence Day (BTW when was the flag hoisted ,were there sweets?)

11:30 am: playing A R Rehman full volume on 5.1 speakers (it’s awesome)

12:30 pm: neighbor broke my speakers (thank god he spared my bones) [posted to FML]

1:00 pm: fking mess food , yuck

1:05 pm: zzz DND

1:30 pm: awake (thanks to ‘friends’) , watching Border with ‘friends’

2:30 pm: yooooo , a French bandi added me as friend on facebook (can’t chat , Border
continuing)

4:30 pm: movie khatam ,chat suru

5:00 pm: did you know about Nehru Jacket (featured by Vogue in 1964, adopted by Beatles and Johnny Carson)(source French Bandi)

6:00 pm: Independence Day resolution:

• 1. Will eat desi food only (pizza burger etc kata )

6:30 pm: resolutions can wait, treats cannot  McD here I come…

7:00 pm: wifi@McD

9:00 pm: talli, had desi daru today

9:30 pm: kick all [censored] ,they pester our nation

11:30 pm: back to senses, beaten up by [censored] group [posted to FML]

11:59 pm: mera bharat mahan 100 me 99 beiman , cellphone stolen at McD